Airplane Crash

An  airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only  4 parachutes.
The first passenger, Sarah Palin said, “I have my own  reality show and I am the smartest woman in American history, so America  ’s people don’t want me to die.”
She took the first pack and jumped out  of the plane.

The second passenger, John McCain, said, “I’m a Senator,  and a decorated war hero from an elite Na vy  unit from the United States of America ”.
So he grabbed the second pack  and jumped..

The third passenger, Barack Obama said, “I am the  President of the United States and I am the smartest ever in the history  of our country, some even call me the Anointed One.” So he grabbed the  pack next to him and jumped out.

The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said  to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-ol d schoolgirl, “I have lived a full  life, and served my God the best I could.
I will sacrifice my life and  let you have the last parachute.” The little girl said, “That’s okay Dr.  Graham.

There’s a parachute left for you. America’s smartest President  took my schoolbag. Have a nice day (Andre Wahjudibroto)